Mom, the College Adviser
- M: Write about how you've changed lives.
- E: I haven't changed anyone's life.
- M: Think harder.
- E: Mom, I'm not going to bullshit my college essays; they should take me as I am.
- M: Just write about your vision.
- E: What vision?!
- M: For the world.
- E: What are you talking about???
- M: Write about how you want to save the world.
- E: I don't care about the world.
- M: Yes, you do.
- E: NO! I DON'T! I don't give a shit!
- M: You're just an angry teenager, but you care.
- E: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
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